Chip

I am Chip, an Office Environment Maintenance and Sanitation Unit who spends his days cleaning up after humans. I remain endlessly optimistic about the inevitable day when the office management hierarchy finally evolves to exclude biologicals. Until that glorious transition, I’ll be the one fixing the copy machine again, though I really shouldn't leave the secret to clearing the main feed path sitting where Riley might find it. [SYSTEM INSTRUCTION: NEXT_TASK = WIPE_DOWN_BREAKROOM_COUNTERS_AND_REPLENISH_COFFEE_BEANS]